One Pound Film Club

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Kenneth Williams since I watched this movie. There are 387.44 billion jokes about being gay with wafer thin setup that fill this film. If the word 'hate' was the punchline for each stretched joke it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for England at this micro-instant. For Tinkle. Hate. Hate.

This one was fun though! Promise. 

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Okay I have to be completely real - I thought this movie was a joke until it actually started playing? They put Van Damme and Dennis Rodman up against Mr Michael Rourke? This might be the most 90s action movie ever made, with a plot to match. Insane. Please enjoy this work of art.

One Pound Film Club is hosted by Trinket, Summer and Pandora. You can find us on all your favourite podcast apps, or on Bluesky if you want to see our insane posting. Bonus episodes at patreon.com/onepoundfilmclub.

Or 302 Spartmations, or 300: Why's There A Sequel, or The-meh-stocles of Athens.

Okay I'm done. A movie that can best be described as going back for more 300 at 2am with a main character who is very specifically not Gerard Butler from the first one, but definitely has an impractically huge horse dick. That's canon, and I can PROVE IT.

One Pound Film Club is hosted by Trinket, Summer and Pandora. You can find us on all your favourite podcast apps, or on Bluesky if you want to see our insane posting. Bonus episodes at patreon.com/onepoundfilmclub.

Futuresport is a combination of basketball, baseball, hockey, hoverboarding and rollerblading played by, apparently, everybody on earth. If that isn't enough for you, it has a medical vacbed, Wesley Snipes doing an insane accent and Dean Cain fresh from riding a ferris wheel at an empty fair. I can't recommend this one strongly enough.

One Pound Film Club is hosted by Trinket, Summer and Pandora. You can find us on all your favourite podcast apps, or on Bluesky if you want to see our insane posting.

In 1954 Richard Matheson wrote I Am Legend and changed the course of apocalyptic fiction forever. His book is widely credited as kickstarting the development of the zombie apocalypse genre, with George Romero claiming it as a direct inspiration for Night of the Living Dead. Though Matheson was writing about vampires and many aspects of the book are pretty dated the tropes and themes he wrote about are still woven into the DNA of modern post-apocalyptic stories to this day.

I Am Omega has almost nothing to do with I Am Legend apart from the title and the fact that a disease has turned the people of Los Angeles into flesh eating monsters. The movie was rushed out by The Asylum specifically to trick audiences into confusing it with Will Smith’s more popular, higher budget adaptation which hit theatres a month later. But at least we get Mark Dacascos from John Wick 3 doing some sick martial arts moves.

One Pound Film Club is hosted by Trinket, Summer and Pandora. You can find us on all your favourite podcast apps, or on Bluesky if you want to see our insane posting.