One Pound Film Club

Yes, this is the Michael Bay one. Did you know that "One Pound Film Club Hates These Turtles" fits into the TMNT theme song structure?

Released into a world that wasn't ready for it with an insanely stacked cast for a movie about turtles who are teenagers doing ninja stuff mutant-ly, this one broke our brains a little bit. Check it out! Somehow, the thumbnail is relevant to the movie.

One Pound Film Club is hosted by Trinket, Summer and Pandora. You can find us on all your favourite podcast apps, or on Bluesky if you want to see our insane posting. Bonus episodes at patreon.com/onepoundfilmclub.

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Kenneth Williams since I watched this movie. There are 387.44 billion jokes about being gay with wafer thin setup that fill this film. If the word 'hate' was the punchline for each stretched joke it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for England at this micro-instant. For Tinkle. Hate. Hate.

This one was fun though! Promise. 

One Pound Film Club is hosted by Trinket, Summer and Pandora. You can find us on all your favourite podcast apps, or on Bluesky if you want to see our insane posting. Bonus episodes at patreon.com/onepoundfilmclub.

Okay I have to be completely real - I thought this movie was a joke until it actually started playing? They put Van Damme and Dennis Rodman up against Mr Michael Rourke? This might be the most 90s action movie ever made, with a plot to match. Insane. Please enjoy this work of art.

One Pound Film Club is hosted by Trinket, Summer and Pandora. You can find us on all your favourite podcast apps, or on Bluesky if you want to see our insane posting. Bonus episodes at patreon.com/onepoundfilmclub.

Or 302 Spartmations, or 300: Why's There A Sequel, or The-meh-stocles of Athens.

Okay I'm done. A movie that can best be described as going back for more 300 at 2am with a main character who is very specifically not Gerard Butler from the first one, but definitely has an impractically huge horse dick. That's canon, and I can PROVE IT.

One Pound Film Club is hosted by Trinket, Summer and Pandora. You can find us on all your favourite podcast apps, or on Bluesky if you want to see our insane posting. Bonus episodes at patreon.com/onepoundfilmclub.

Futuresport is a combination of basketball, baseball, hockey, hoverboarding and rollerblading played by, apparently, everybody on earth. If that isn't enough for you, it has a medical vacbed, Wesley Snipes doing an insane accent and Dean Cain fresh from riding a ferris wheel at an empty fair. I can't recommend this one strongly enough.

One Pound Film Club is hosted by Trinket, Summer and Pandora. You can find us on all your favourite podcast apps, or on Bluesky if you want to see our insane posting.