Horror Vanguard

Well, that's enough of big city living. I'm sure it will be far safer and far more normal-er for us if we take this camper van where Google Maps fears to tread.

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Your ghosts, I mean hosts, are back from our hiatus and beginning our quest to find the new home of Horror Vanguard after the HV Crypt was destroyed by a single shot from a Resident Evil 4 rocket launcher.

We start our journey in either LA or NYC with a little trip on the subway.

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HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff?

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We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell?

Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse!

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Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn.

Films Reviewed:

The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3D
Amityville 4: The Evil Returns
Amityville: The Curse
Amityville: It’s About Time
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Amityville: Awakening
The Amityville Haunting
The Amityville Asylum
Amityville: Death House
Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle)
Amityville: Playhouse
Amityville: Vanishing Point
The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox)
The Amityville Terror
Amityville: No Escape
The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House
Amityville Exorcism
Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse)
Against the Night (Amityville Prison)
Amityville: Mt. Misery Road
The Amityville Murders
Amityville Island
Amityville Vibrator
Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches)
The Amityville Harvest
An Amityville Poltergeist
The Amityville Moon
Amityville Cop
Amityville Cult
Amityville Vampire
Amityville Scarecrow
Amityville Uprising
Amityville: Gas Camber
Amityville in Space
Amityville Hex
Amityville In the Hood
Amityville Karen
Amityville Christmas Vacation
The Amityville Exorcist
Amityville Thanksgiving
Amityville Scarecrow II
Ghosts of Amityville
Amityville Ride-share
Amityville Death Toilet
Amityville Frankenstein
Amityville Job Interview
Amityville Elevator
Amityville Emanuelle
Amityville Ripper
The Last Amityville Movie
Amityville Backpack
Amityville Bigfoot
Amityville Webcam
Amityville Turkey Day
Once Upon a Time in Amityville
Amityville AI
Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side)
Amityville Void
Amityville VR
Amityville Apartment
The Amityville Dawn
Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore
Amityville Outhouse
Amityverse
The Amityville Lost Tape
Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment
Amityville: La Llorona
The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short)
The Amityville Quilt Store (Short)
Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short)
The Amityville Exploitation (Short)
The Amityville Slasher (Short)
Amityville Cabin (Short)