Send us Fan Mail The Heist Concludes! Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye
Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk - Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro
Vehlo Warden- AJ Fidalgo
Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil- Kier Zhou Support the show
9: Mageslayers: That Easy, Huh?
26.04.2026 | 20 Min.
Send us Fan Mail The Heist Continues! Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye
Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk - Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro
Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others- Kier Zhou Support the show
6: The Black Thorn: The Taste of Indignation
05.04.2026 | 16 Min.
Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn goes to the post office.
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show
5: The Black Thorn: Even In Perfection...
23.03.2026 | 19 Min.
Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn tries to love...
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show
4: The Black Thorn: Time to Redirect
09.03.2026 | 12 Min.
Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn gets a beer.
Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier ZhouNo Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political disasters and very bad decisions.Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth.Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing.But don’t take my word for it…This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals!Here’s what listeners are saying:“A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.” “The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.” “Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.” Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:👉 patreon.com/NoReturnAD