Movie Guys Podcast

This is the second time in Movie Guys Podcast history where a movie get a bag of butter. Which means the movie is so terrible but we laughed and had fun. 

 

The story centers on Doug (Jack Black), a wedding videographer, and Griff (Paul Rudd), a struggling actor. Desperate to reclaim their youthful ambitions, the duo decides to travel to the Amazon to film a shoestring-budget, DIY remake of their favorite movie: the original Anaconda.

 

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Every 5,000 years, a sentient force of "Great Evil" returns to destroy all life in the universe. The only weapon capable of stopping it is a combination of four elemental stones (Earth, Air, Fire, and Water) and a mysterious Fifth Element.

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The film centers on Ares (played by Jared Leto), a highly sophisticated and self-aware A.I. program created within the Grid. Unlike previous entries where "Users" (humans) were the visitors, Ares is sent from the digital world into the real world on a high-stakes mission.

 

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Flynn has been reduced to running a video game arcade after his former colleague, Ed Dillinger, stole his game code and used it to climb the corporate ladder. Desperate to find proof of the theft, Flynn attempts to hack into the ENCOM mainframe. However, he isn't just fighting a person—he’s fighting the Master Control Program (MCP), a rogue artificial intelligence that has become dangerously powerful and power-hungry.

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The film follows Jeffrey Manchester (Channing Tatum), a former Army paratrooper and struggling father who develops a unique criminal niche: robbing McDonald's restaurants by cutting holes through their roofs. Despite his crimes, he becomes a minor folk hero known for his bizarrely polite demeanor—often treating his victims with kindness and even making sure they have their coats before locking them in freezers.

After eventually being caught and sentenced to decades in prison, Jeffrey orchestrates a daring escape. On the run and with nowhere to go, he finds the ultimate urban hideout: a Toys "R" Us store.

Living undetected within the store's walls for months, Jeffrey survives on baby food and candy while turning the retail space into his personal playground after hours. However, his secret life becomes complicated when he falls for Leigh(Kirsten Dunst), a single mother and store employee. As he attempts to forge a new identity and play the role of a stable partner, the walls of his makeshift home—and his past—begin to close in on him.

 

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