Flirties

All this person wanted was an all over body massage by a twelve-limbed extraterrestrial love machine (don’t we all?!), so here it is! You’re deep in a dreamy sleep when a magical beam of light hits your window and zaps you through outer space and into the arms of a safe, marshmallow-like being. They know exactly what you want and they’re going to give you the best massage you’ve ever had.

[F x NB]

Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcast
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Human - Rebekah Robertson
Love Machine - Dylin Hardcastle
Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)
Additional composition by Adam Connelly
EP - Kate Montague
Writer/Producer - Jess Hamilton
Sound design & mix - Adam Connelly
Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn
Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton
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You’re a new mummy with a night all to yourself for the first time in months. No baby monitor, no 3am nappy change, no white noise. A light warm breeze blows through the trees and into your window, but otherwise it’s so quiet. Take a deep breath, feel your shoulders relax, and feel the crisp linen sheets against your bare legs.

[F/NB]

Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcast
Follow Mia @flirtysounds
Submit your fantasy at flirtysounds.com
Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)
Additional composition by Adam Connelly
EP - Kate Montague
Writer/Producer - Jess Hamilton
Sound design & mix - Adam Connelly
Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn
Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Butter Me Up submitted this Flirty after making eye contact with her local baker just as he was cutting an enormous slab of butter. She’s about to find out that making a croissant takes a lot of careful attention, steady hands, intuitive touch, and a whole lot of butter.

[F x M]

Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcast
Submit your fantasy at flirtysounds.com
Follow Mia @flirtysounds
Butter Me Up - Sarah Meacham
Bakser - Mansoor Noor
Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)

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You’re about to step into an elevator that will break down. It’s nothing dangerous, more of a fortuitous safety break kind of thing. But you will get stuck, somewhere between the second and third floor, with a beautiful man from South America.

[M/NB x M]

Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcast
Submit your fantasy at flirtysounds.com
Follow Mia @flirtysounds
Party Person - Tommy Misa
Neighbour - Roberto Meza Mont
Friends - Shanna Watson, Dylin Hardcastle & Charlie Cox
EP - Kate Montague
Writer/Producer - Jess Hamilton
Sound design & mix - Adam Connelly
Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn
Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)
Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton

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Oh no! There’s a ravenous monster chasing you through the woods. You’re running fast, trying to think on your feet, when suddenly the path ends at a cliff with a roaring ocean beneath it. Do you take your chances with a freaky clawed monster, or leap, hoping you’ll be swept up into the arms of your vampire lover? Submitted by someone who’d just emerged from a deep rabbit hole of lusty vampire films.

[F/NB x F]

Flirties is an original Audiocraft podcast
Submit your fantasy at flirtysounds.com
Follow Mia @flirtysounds
Human - Harriet Gordon-Anderson
Vampire - Diana Popovska
EP - Kate Montague
Writer/Producer - Jess Hamilton
Sound design & mix - Adam Connelly
Digital content & marketing - Olivia O’Flynn
Theme music by Jofi (Josie Mann)
Podcast artwork by Annie Hamilton

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.