The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀

The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there.

We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level.

Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids.

And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go.

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00:00 Introduction
00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins)
02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question
02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes
03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate
06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes
08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths
09:12 Fake Football Career Story
10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand
12:44 The Game Goes Too Far…
13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids
13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate
15:01 Relationship Advice Question
16:14 “Laughter Is Everything”
16:46 “We Stay Together Because…”
17:09 The Real Relationship Advice

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama.

Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced.

There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect.

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00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits
01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning)
04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility”
04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong
05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out
08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster
10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock
12:42 “I Thought It Was Over”
13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine
16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means
17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic
19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life
21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs
22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football
23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry
25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate
27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender?

To contact us:
Email: [email protected]

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Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.

From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…

The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.

If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).

Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below:
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Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/

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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Outrageous Nicknames
04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke
08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?
10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession
12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations
14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks
16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things
18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated
21:00 Celebrity Encounters
25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate

To contact us:
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.

From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…

The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.

If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).

Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/

00:00 Introduction
01:00 Funniest Nicknames
05:30 Relationship Red Flags & Snapchat
08:15 Cinema Alone Debate
10:30 Solo Dining Confessions
12:40 Movie Chat
14:10 Holiday Arguments
16:40 Parenting & Flights
18:45 Kids & AI
20:00 Emotional Parenting Moments
21:00 Football Opinions
23:00 Matchday Experience
24:00 Celebrities & Inspiration
26:00 Tuchel “Dreamboat” Moment
27:30 Toilet Etiquette

To contact us:
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.

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00:00 Introduction
02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession
05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience
08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge
10:30 The family diary row
14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”
17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story
19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal
21:03 The dog adoption videos debate
25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers
27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward
29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever
30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat
42:22 The mystery rapper debate
44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts

To contact us:

Email: [email protected]
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.