The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

To get to the last, we should start at the first. But since we have no idea who that might've been, we'll just start here.

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Let's try this one more time. Forever.

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Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria.

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It's only an analogy if you want it to be.

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Of confederates and con-men.

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