MEOW: A Literary Podcast for Cats

Debate rages across Twitter as professor and novelist ⁠Aaron Gwyn⁠ insists that his college-level fiction writing students ⁠can't name a single novelist⁠, living or dead. Are we in a literacy crisis? Not necessarily: Many have rushed to his students' defense, purporting to be professional authors who "don't read for pleasure," and who see reading fiction as an ablest bourgeois pose.
Do writers really need to be able to read? You know The Meow Library's answer. We invite you to meow along as you listen to this podcast, which is not about literature, and buy our books, which are not books.
The finest literature on the planet is in The Meow Library, where every word is "meow."
Aaron Gwyn's work is available wherever books are sold.

This podcast is a presentation of The Meow Library. 
In this week’s podcast, we investigate the hype parade leading up to the release of Madeline Cash’s Lost Lambs, easily the most anticipated novel of 2026. This is not so much a review of the book (there are plenty of those) as it is of Cash’s PR team, which is the real work of art here. How does an author rise from obscurity to the upper echelons of English literature—replete with comparisons to Franzen and Pynchon—in the space of one book? And are those comparisons merited? You won’t find out here: we hired Cash’s PR team to funnel you to this podcast, which is a 30-minute recording of a man meowing like a cat. You have already clicked on it. You’ve already heard the first meows. And now you will buy our book. 
Lost Lambs is available via Macmillan Publishers. 
This podcast is supported by the alarmingly growing sales of Meow: A Novel.

This podcast is a production of The Meow Library.
Jennette McCurdy's new book has us at a loss for words. Some things are simply unspeakable, as this podcast makes plain.
Jennette McCurdy's Half His Age is available through Penguin Random House and wherever books are sold.
For less transgressive fare, we suggest The Meow Library's new translations of Wuthering Heights and Pride & Prejudice.

This podcast is a presentation of The Meow Library. 
We admire the nerve but sniff at the buried lede: Jennette McCurdy’s Half His Age noses around the scandalous fringe of the age-gap genre and then retreats, leaving the real abyss unexplored, revealing its speciesist bent. 
While the action hinges on a middle-aged creative writing teacher’s Lolitoid imbroglio with a seventeen-year-old student, the bigger victim—his Bengal mix, Zeus, only nine years old—is scarcely mentioned, relegated to the status of a mewling comic prop.
With Zeus, Mr. Korgy, our lecherous malefactor, shares an intimacy that is total and wordless, a love that feeds on stark captivity, the narcotic algebra of dominion. In Half His Age, the true asymmetry—the soft tyranny of devotion across species—goes unspoken. Until now.
Jennette McCurdy’s Half His Age is available through Penguin Random House and wherever books are sold. 
The Meow Library’s lighter feline romances are available on Amazon—and wherever books are sold.

This podcast is a presentation of The Meow Library.
We've seen the trailer for Emerald Fennel's upcoming Wuthering Heights, and we're concerned. Cheap props, bizarre casting, flat lighting, Charli XCX. At what point does an adaptation--or "reimagining," in Fennel's words--start to cheapen the source material? Does the public debase the public domain? Questions to ponder as you listen to this segment of The Meow Library's new translation of Wuthering Heights.
The Meow Library's Wuthering Heights (For Your Cat)--a word-for-word "meowifying" of Bronte's original text--is available now on Amazon.