Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837
Tom will be touring in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino, and after that, Oakland, California, at the Paramount Theatre November 30th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour
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What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 837
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly
00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings
00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You?
00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism
00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler
00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love
00:35:53 - Fat Pets
00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts
00:46:12 - Fit CEO's
00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda
00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up
01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals
01:08:08 - TikToks
01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze
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FedSmoker Jr Strikes Again! | Your Mom's House Ep. 836
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.
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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.
Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”
Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 836
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson
00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?
00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr
00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug
00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady
00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan
00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy
00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention
00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie
00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez
00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits
01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles
01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized
01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl
01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 835
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.
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Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX.
They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?
Your Mom’s House Ep. 835
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior
00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You
00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk
00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show
00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum
00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer
00:35:17 - Dad Eyes
00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker?
00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat
00:56:11 - Christina's Curations
01:08:41 - Wrap Up
01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad
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A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.
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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.
Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 834
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action
00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas
00:14:14 - Florida Trash
00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds
00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff
00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude
00:37:48 - Bert
00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld
00:47:17 - Pudding Unc
00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady
00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater
01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special
01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:22:31 - I'm Ryan
01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga
01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog
01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem
01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes
01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer
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Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833
Tom's traveling across Texas, Amarillo on Nov. 1st, then Lubbock on Nov. 2nd and El Paso on Nov. 6th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour
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Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 833
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents
00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney
00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck
00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation
00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back
00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds
00:41:07 - Show N Tell
00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got
00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?
01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes
01:12:42 - Christine's Turn
01:19:29 - Enny Hates This
01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick
01:27:07 - Wrap Up
01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack
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