No Parental Guidance

Things are getting emotional (and a little bit weird!) in this week’s episode of No Parental Guidance - The Unseen Bits! 📦👶 The girls are reflecting on memories, unpacking postpartum keepsakes, and getting real about the chaotic journey of parenthood. From ...unconventional... keepsakes and baby tags 🏷️ to surviving intensive care and navigating hospital stay-cations, no detail is spared!

Plus, they are joined by an incredible panel of celebrity guest parents! 🌟
Jordan Banjo drops by to talk parenting styles, setting boundaries, handling childhood tantrums, and why his kids think Uncle Mitch and Uncle Sam from Diversity are just regular babysitters! 🕺
Genevieve Tully shares her chill-yet-strict "go-to" parenting rules 📏, why following through on consequences actually works, and the art of counting to three.

Professor Green opens up about censoring himself around his son 🚫🤬 and navigating the inevitable "swear word" conversations as he grows up.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor brings her ultimate "Mum of 5" wisdom 👑! From handling baby-boy nappy changes 👶🚼 and surviving teenager milestones to feeding a massive family without running a restaurant 🍽️—she’s the calm parenting oracle we all need!
Grab a cup of tea (or a glass of wine 🍷) and settle in for a hilariously honest dive into the total mess and magic of raising kids! ❤️👇

Chapters:
00:00 Parenting Styles and Childhood Keepsakes
02:31 Hospital Memories and Baby Keepsakes
05:04 Placenta Capsules and Umbilical Cord
06:47 Jordan Banjo on Strict Parenting
11:13 Nigerian Culture, Discipline, and Accountability
13:16 Dancing, Boxing, and Stagecoach Classes
17:02 Genevieve Talley on Enforcing Consequences
21:29 Professor Green on Parenting Advice
23:49 Sophie Ellis-Bextor on Newborn Advice
26:06 Teenagers, Family Dynamics, and Mealtimes
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Love is in the air... or is that just stubble rash? 😬In this special 'Unseen Bits' episode, we’re looking back at all things romance! From match-making wins (and major fails) to septic snogging, dirty weekends away, awkward date nights, and accidental family TV moments—the hosts and guests are baring it all.Featuring hilarious chats with Joanna Page, Jordan Banjo, Professor Green, Nathan Henry and his mum Bev, and Jess Wright!
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From ruined linen suits to concussed grooms and accidental gin-sipping toddlers—this week on No Parental Guidance, the summer holiday madness is fully taking over! And it’s full of parenting fails from you, our wonderful community as well as plenty of our own.

Hannah and Louise sit down to navigate the chaos of parenting through the summer, including the perils of bubble machines, losing the dummy battle while camping, and what happens when your toddler orders an entire vegetable board at 10 PM.

Got a hilarious parenting fail or summer survival story? Send us an email or drop a comment below!
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Here's a gift to everyone, some never seen before footage! Today, the girls are opening up about the absolute chaos of beauty standards, school-day skincare disasters, parenting exhaustion, and figuring out what on earth we should actually be putting on our faces as we age!

We’re joined by an incredible lineup of guests—Genevieve Turley, Katie Piper, Professor Green, and beauty royalty Trinny Woodall—to spill all the tea with previously unseen tips, tricks and tales! ☕✨

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Welcome back to No Parental Guidance with Louise Boyce and Hannah East!

We are here to bring light relief to your summer hols with another hilarious, messy, and painfully relatable dive into the real world of parenting - straight from our inbox!

We asked and you, our amazing community, delivered. From parenting white lies to mortifying school ground mix-ups, nothing is off-limits!

In today's episode, Louise and Hannah tackle the everyday chaos of parenting life, including:

• The Wiping White Lie: Toilet training tricks backfire when dinner is served.
• World Book Day: A listener's rush order for a fantastic costume leads to classroom blushes.
• The Homemade World Cup: We've all guessed wrong when it comes to our children's masterpieces - but what do you think this looks like?
• School Laundry Disasters: Velcro: the quick fix hero designed to save our blushes - not cause them...
• Digging for Gold: How far would you go to find a lost tooth?
• Tooth Fairy Inflation: The panic-fueled decision from one strung out parent that almost caused a pick-up revolt.
• Plus: Hannah brings a very unique keepsake into the studio to show Louise.
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