Amityvilleville

This one is kinda like Practical Magic. And like Harry Potter. Alex hated it, Caroline liked it. Among the least offensive of the Amityville movies, but also among the most boring. We also talk about a trip we took to the Amityville house.
Alex's Amityville Movies Ranking
Caroline's Amityville Movies Ranking

As of this recording, Witches of Amityville Academy is available on the following streaming services:
TUBI
Pluto TV
Xumo
Plex
YouTube

CONTENT WARNING THIS ONE IS NASTY
We have to bleach our eyes after watching this, and still it was far from the worst one we've seen. A gory porno with the unsexiest sex we've ever seen, Amityville Vibrator is about what happens when a director thinks they can be John Waters without any of the charm of John Waters.

Alex's Amityville Movies Ranking
Caroline's Amityville Movies Ranking

As of this recording you can watch Amityville Vibrator (don't though) on the following platforms (don't watch it):
https://ok.ru/video/16616517405253 (don't click this link)

3 Amityville projects for the price of one! This episode has NakedSword original Scared Stiff II: The Amityville Whore, the comedic short Amityville Witch Activity, and the baffling but mercifully short Amityville Cabin.
As of this recording, these movies are available on the following streaming services:
Alex's Amityville Movies Ranking
Caroline's Amityville Movies Ranking

As of this recording, these movies are available on the following streaming services:
Scared Stiff II - Falcon Studios (EXTREMELY NSFW)
Safe For Work Version
Amityville Witch Activity - YouTube
Amityville Cabin - YouTube

(TW: discussion of sexual violence in this week's episode)
Mark Polonia is back, and he's answering the question: What if Amityville but on an island. There are possessed sharks and bears, zombies, nanobots, and enough dangling plot threads to knit a sweater.
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Alex's Amityville Movies Ranking
Caroline's Amityville Movies Ranking

As of this recording, Amityville Island is available on the following streaming services:
Xumo
Roku
Tubi

Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls hammers his family to death and then his daughter joins a convent and hangs out with Stacy Dash from Clueless. Also some other stuff happens, probably. This movie is boring, but at least Autumn's here
LINKS:
Autumn on instagram
Autumn on Tiktok
Alex's Amityville Movies Ranking
Caroline's Amityville Movies Ranking

As of this recording, The (Amityville) Dawn is avaible on the following streaming platforms:
TUBI
Fandango At Home